Make sure you have emptied your bladder before reading

OK Jim's Aunt Mary Loy is a kindergarten teacher. She told the FUNNIEST story today:

Little Johnny: Mrs Loy, The kids on the playground are saying a bad word

Mrs. Loy: Little Johnny, what did they say???

Little Johnny: Well, the word is to bad to say but it starts with an "S" and rhymes with "Fuck"

is that not the funnies!!